That's Me In The Corner

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itsmollyo:

Guinness Beef stew I made for myself and the bf. Yum

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emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

He’s bread, Jim. Win.

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almostepic:

Shh- what are you doing stop those are trade secrets.

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